It’s Time, Bro

published on July 11, 2014 in life

“You’ve disrupted the world. Now it’s time to disrupt your outfit.”

What is it?

People with good dressing taste offer their exclusive help to those who don’t know how to.

“We’re opinionated homosexuals.

Your days are busy. In the morning you’re going to a sympathetic tech blog to defend yourself from charges of sexual assault; in the afternoon you’re explaining to your board why it’s fine that you’re dating a direct report in your organization. Well, you should stop doing all that, but at least you should stop doing that while looking like a fucking putz. That’s where we come in. We’re the gays of Shirterate. And we’re the first startup with a target audience of rich straight men.”